ain’t no one

collegehumor:

Expert Mode Toilet

At least now that Gatorade bottle stunt you pulled can be considered practice.

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collegehumor:

10 Common Misconceptions Debunked

I’m going to have to spread a lot more misconceptions to make up for this. First off, human fetuses can grow to maturity in watermelons.

collegehumor:

“Must Grease Nipples” Sign

Sounds about right 

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Seems about right 

collegehumor:

Older Brother Makes Motorcycle Out of Younger Siblings

“I can’t wait until I’m 18 so I can leave this place and get a real motorcycle made of people.”

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, COULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY GOD DAMNED LITTERBOX?

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